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JASPROSESPRITE^2: No, not that one.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: The red flag is you, Jane!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Your absolute delusion that you're any kind of qualified to wield this kind of power can get people killed.

JANE: I JUST TOOK OFFICE AN HOUR AGO, YOU SMUG CONTEMPTIBLE BITCH!

JANE: AND IF I COULD JUST KILL WHOMEVER I PLEASED, THIS MEETING WOULD BE OVER VERY QUICKLY!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: ...As I was saying:

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Your quickness to anger can put an entire planet at war.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Your lack of so much as a completed high school education and any government experience is actively inimical to the idea you could serve as a competent mid-level bureaucrat in a global government, much less its purresident!

JANE: ...

JASPROSESPRITE^2: So here's what I'm gonna do.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: We're gonna do a purresidentail boot camp, Jane Crocker.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: You, me, Jake, Swifer, Swifer's friend with the clipboard, and this carapacian monarchist.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Once you learn a thing or two about the three pillars of good rulership, the Carapace Kingdom will certify your election results and recognize the Earth C purresidentail government again.

JANE: Oh jesus christ.

JANE: What are these three vaunted pillars?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: It's simple, cherry pie:

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Women, wine, and song.