JADE: are you talking to me?
JADE: because if you are i would like to remind you that i hate!! orange juice!!
JADE: well i guess i never really had a strong opinion on it before
JADE: but now i cant stand it!!
JADE: its all you drink!
JADE: its my body and i dont want orange juice!
JADE: i hate pulp, and i didnt just make that up to spite you
JADE: who wants strings in their juice?
i realize that jade’s situation is less than ideal from a characterization perspective, but i still politely point out that nobody likes a whiner.
JADE: fuck you rude calliope inside my head!
JADE: from a 'characterization' standpoint, i think you are pedantic
JADE: and just a general huge drag to be around!
JADE: why dont you try being possessed by the spirit of some other version of a good friend of yours, and floated around a spaceship full of people you love
JADE: unable to affect anything or say hello to anyone!
JADE: then tell me about whiners!
i killed my brother and consumed him.
JADE: sounds like a you problem
i suggest to the witch that i have spent untold eons in the void between universes, waiting for the moment i would be needed to prevent the dissipation of reality as we know it. her appeals to emotion will not help her. i will remain unmoved.
JADE: well i had to watch my boyfriend and my brother die in front of me on a tiny scaled version of a world that i shrunk for them!
JADE: and then spend the next three years talking to myself, wracked with guilt that id killed them!