KARKAT: I DON’T KNOW, MEENAH, AT THE PACK OF KIDS CARRYING A DEAD CLOWN?
KARKAT: THAT’S VRISKA.
MEENAH: oh yea i guess it is
MEENAH: always knew that fish was gonna grow up shady
KARKAT: WHAT? NO! NOT VRISKA MARYAM-LALONDE.
KARKAT: I MEAN, SHE’S THERE TOO. BUT BUT I’M TALKING ABOUT THE OTHER VRISKA! MY VRISKA.
KARKAT: FROM MY UNIVERSE. THIS VRISKA’S ANCESTOR. SHE’S HERE.
MEENAH: she a ghost or some shit
KARKAT: I DON’T THINK SO? I CAN’T SEE HER EYES IN THIS PICTURE, BUT SHE’S COVERED IN BLOOD, AND SHE’S CARRYING GAMZEE, SO SHE’S CORPOREAL AT LEAST.
KARKAT: UNLESS SHE HAS A FUCKING LIFE RING TOO. HOW MANY OF THOSE THINGS ARE THERE?
MEENAH: okay but who gives a shit how she got here nubs
MEENAH: maybe focus on the big picture
KARKAT: YOU’RE RIGHT. FUCK.
KARKAT: “CROCKER CORP CEO JANE CROCKER HAS CONDEMNED THE ASSASSINATION AS AN ACT OF TERROR, AND IS CALLING FOR THE PERPETRATORS’ ARREST.”
MEENAH: wait aint that her kid there holding up the clown ass
KARKAT: UH...WOW, THIS ARTICLE IS WAY TOO LONG. I HATE WAR CORRESPONDENTS, JESUS FUCK.
KARKAT: OKAY...HERE. OH. OF COURSE. CROCKER IS CLAIMING HER SON WAS KIDNAPPED AND FORCED TO PARTICIPATE.
KARKAT: AND THEY’VE NAMED ME AS THE MASTERMIND.
MEENAH: well we woulda taken credit for it anyway so this saves us the time
MEENAH: thanks jane owe u one