VRISSY: Are we good to go? Your mom’s Car is in the driveway.
HARRY ANDERSON: oh my god you are not gonna believe this but i got home and my dad was there?
VRISSY: what??? 8ecause of all this? How the fuck did he find out so fast?
HARRY ANDERSON: no he was apparently just schmoozing with my mom if you can fuckin believe it? like you do with your ex you haven’t talked to in years i guess?
HARRY ANDERSON: his timing is comically bad. it’s maybe the funniest shit he’s ever done.
HARRY ANDERSON: anyway he roped me in to going out for a drive so sit tight.
VRISSY: Are you Fucking KIDDING me right now Harry Anderson?
HARRY ANDERSON: i know, i know.
HARRY ANDERSON: but no worries, i asked my mom to pick me up some snacks so she’ll leave to go to the store in a sec.
HARRY ANDERSON: just sneak in after she leaves and hide in my room, and i’ll be back in a bit.