JOHN: hey karkat! great timing!
JOHN: so much just happened and im kind of reeling about it.
KARKAT: YEAH NO SHIT.
KARKAT: SO IS HARRY ANDERSON SAFE?
JOHN: huh? yeah, i just dropped him back at roxy’s, why?
KARKAT: THANK FUCK. I DIDN’T SEE HIM IN THE PICTURE, BUT THIS IS, AND NO OFFENSE MEANT TO YOUR GENETICS, THE EXACT KIND OF BULLSHIT I WOULD HAVE EXPECTED HIM TO GET HIMSELF HAPLESSLY INVOLVED IN.
KARKAT: NOT SURE HOW VRISKA MARYAM-LALONDE AND TAVROS EVEN GOT INTO IT WITHOUT HIS DEFT TOUCH. EXCEPT OF COURSE I DO, BECAUSE FUCKING VRISKA.
JOHN: none taken, but what are you even talking about? vriska? our vriska?
JOHN: is something going on? i just spent the afternoon with my son, and i think he would have told me if something was up with his friends?
KARKAT: OH MY LUSCIOUS SHITTING CHRIST JOHN LISTEN TO ME.
KARKAT: ARE YOU IN FRONT OF A TV.
JOHN: well yeah, actually.
KARKAT: JOHN I’M BEGGING YOU TO TURN IT ON. ANY FUCKING CHANNEL WILL DO.