HARRY: hi dad.
VRISKA: HI JOHN!!!!!!!!
VRISSY: Hi Mister Eg8ert!!!!!!!!!
HARRY: oh god dammit.
HARRY: i guess.
HARRY: first of all,
JOHN: HELLO SON!
JOHN: I AM
JOHN: PROUD OF YOU!!!!!!!!
JOHN: PHEW, that felt good to say.
JOHN: or to yell, i guess. heheh.
JOHN: sorry about that, harry anderson.
JOHN: i just didn't think i'd be seeing your handiwork all over the news quite so soon!
HARRY: you know about it.
JOHN: yep! you think i wouldn't have recognized your school?
HARRY: right... and you're not like... mad? about the dead body and vriska and stuff?
JOHN: it looks like you tried to pull one of the biggest pranks i can think of.
JOHN: and it backfired!
HARRY: y... yeah.
JOHN: but that's ok!!!
JOHN: it could have happened to the best of us.
JOHN: ok, so maybe it wasn't the most original idea.
JOHN: and you should probably have steered clear of such a blatant nod to weekend at bernie's without seriously planning some of the logistics in advance.
JOHN: i know that they make it seem so easy in that movie, but it's important to remember that not everything on the big screen translates easily to real life.
JOHN: ESPECIALLY when dead bodies and clowns are concerned.
JOHN: but these are all mistakes that any amateur prank master has to make some time.
JOHN: and besides, you managed to keep quiet about it the whole time we were chatting earlier. i was completely fooled!
JOHN: but you had to get one up on the prankster's gambit against me someday. honestly, it feels like an early birthday present or something!
JOHN: so i guess what i'm saying is that... you should be proud of yourself.
HARRY: ok dad.
HARRY: um, thanks.
JOHN: so. you're still at your mother's house?
HARRY: yeah... i couldn't think where else to go.
HARRY: you obviously just heard, but both vriskas are here. tavros too.
HARRY: i think the girls are fighting? i don't really know. it's very confusing due to the fact that there are... well.
JOHN: two of them?
HARRY: i think two vriskas is more than enough for anybody.
JOHN: heh. two vriskas is NOTHING.
JOHN: when i was your age i lost count of all the vriskas i had to keep track of.
JOHN: it was probably some preposterous number.
JOHN: and tavros? is he ok?
HARRY: i think so.
HARRY: he seems his, uh,, usual self,,,
JOHN: now, harry anderson, i know that you and tavros haven't always gotten along.
JOHN: but i am going to have to ask you to try and look out for him for the time being.
JOHN: your uncle jake and i... well, i'll explain later.
JOHN: let's just say that gamzee isn't the only family member jane is losing today.
HARRY: dad... if you wanted me to KILL tavros, you only had to ask.
HARRY: couldn't resist.