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Jade finally looks up at him. Her face is wide-eyed and... angry?

JADE: what?!

JADE: no!!

JADE: no john im not fucking PREGNANT!!!

JOHN: oh.

JADE: putting aside the fact that thats completely impossible for a whole bunch of different reasons, why would you even SAY that?

JADE: werent you listening to what i was saying??

JOHN: i was

JOHN: um

JADE: ARGH, now i have to start all over again!!!!!