TEREZI: 4444RGH NOT 4G41N!!
TEREZI: H4H4 OK TH4T W4S PR3TTY GOOD
DIRK: *huff* *huff* See? *huff* I told you,
DIRK: I told you I could have fun.
TEREZI: Y34H YOU SUR3 SHOW3D M3 1 GU3SS
TEREZI: 1M GL4D 1 GOT TO W4TCH 1T 4LL THROUGH TH1S SCR33N TOO
TEREZI: S1NC3 1 WOULD N3V3R H4V3 B3L13V3D YOU 4CTU4LLY D1D 1T 4LL OTH3RW1S3
TEREZI: 3V3N THOUGH 1 ST1LL... H4V3 NO FUCK1NG CLU3 WH4T 1T 1S W3R3 3V3N DO1NG H3R3 >:/
TEREZI: C4N YOU JUST HURRY 1T UP SO W3 C4N F1N4LLY G3T OFF TH1S SH1P????
TEREZI: HMMM, COM3 TO TH1NK OF 1T, M4YB4 1 COULD 3ND TH1S R1GHT NOW BY TYP1NG TH3 R1GHT COMM4ND >:O
DIRK: I'd rather you didn't.
DIRK: It would be inelegant.
TEREZI: WHY DO W3 3V3N H4V3 TH1S TH1NG 4NYW4Y? 1 THOUGHT TH3Y W3R3 FOR 3X1L3S TO US3
DIRK: Well, normally they are.
DIRK: And normally, those are the only people who would ever use them. A terminal's function is to act as a means of communication between two disparate parts of a time loop, a passage through which information can travel that aids in such a loop's successful completion.
DIRK: And within the context of the game, that's all they're used for.
DIRK: But beyond that, they're a convenient and effective means of subtle psychic suggestion at a distance.
TEREZI: 1T DO3SNT S33M 4LL TH4T SUBTL3 TO M3
DIRK: Well no, it's not.
DIRK: At least, not for us right now.
DIRK: But that's because your presence as a guiding influence has been revealed.
DIRK: Earlier, when I hadn't realized you were there, it was more difficult to discern.
DIRK: I could have gone on for quite a while, not realizing that the instructions were anything other than spontaneous ideas from my own imagination, if you hadn't gotten too greedy.
TEREZI: WH4T C4N 1 S4Y, TH3YR3 C4LL3D SUCCUL3NTS FOR 4 R34SON
TEREZI: 4ND 4PP4R3NTLY TH4T R34SON 1S TH4T TH3Y 4R3 D3L1C1OUS >:P
DIRK: No, I mean you started being too obvious.
DIRK: Your personality bled through to an extent that was impossible to ignore, and so the spell was broken.
DIRK: But if someone with a lot of skill gave it a try, there's no reason why you couldn't keep providing commands indefinitely, with the commandee none the wiser.
TEREZI: W3LL ON S3COND THOUGHT, TH4T SUR3 SOUNDS S1N1ST3R 4S SH1T!!!!!!!!
DIRK: In the wrong hands, maybe. But don't worry.
DIRK: It's just part of the plan.
TEREZI: TH3 *3V1L* PL4N?
DIRK: Evil is a very... reductive word.
DIRK: I prefer to think of it as just a regular-ass plan.
TEREZI: 1S 4LL TH3 OTH3R STUFF 1N H3R3 P4RT OF TH3 R3GUL4R 4SS PL4N TH3N?
DIRK: Something like that.
TEREZI: 4 WHOL3 LOT OF JUNK???
TEREZI: 1 H4V3NT SM3LL3D SOM3 OF TH1S G4RB4G3 1N SW33PS
TEREZI: OH W41T
TEREZI: 1S TH4T...?
TEREZI: BL3333CH HOUGHGHGH 4CK!!!!
TEREZI: PFFFFFPTHTH PFFFF PFFTH!!!!!!!
TEREZI: 3V3RYTH1NG 1N H3R3 1S SO DUSTY >:[
DIRK: That's what you get for nosing around in our secret storeroom.
DIRK: I'd ask you not to contaminate the ectobiological equipment with your own genetic material, but,
TEREZI: Y34H TOO L4T3, SORRY >:|
DIRK: Whatever. I was about to clean it anyway.
TEREZI: 1 DONT S33 WH4TS SO S3CR3T 4BOUT TH1S PL4C3 4NYW4Y
TEREZI: 1 M34N TH3R3 4R3 ONLY THR33 OF US ON TH1S SH1P
TEREZI: 1TS NOT L1K3 TH3R3S 4NYON3 TO 3V3N H1D3 TH1NGS FROM
TEREZI: OR 4NYTH1NG WORTH H1D1NG FOR TH4T M4TT3R
TEREZI: WH4TS TH1S TH1NG OV3R 1N TH3 CORN3R
TEREZI: UND3RN34TH TH1S B1G SH33T TH1NG
DIRK: Don't look in there.
TEREZI: OH SHHHH 1M ONLY T4K1NG 4 P33K
DIRK: Listen to me.
TEREZI: 1M JUST L1FT1NG UP TH3 COV3R 4 L1TTL3 W4YS!!!!
DIRK: Terezi please stop talking right now.
TEREZI: D1RK HOLY SH1T
TEREZI: 4444URGH YOU 4SSHOL3!!!
DIRK: I did ask you to stop.
TEREZI: OK4Y 4CTU4LLY FUCK TH1S
TEREZI: WH4T 4M 1 DO1NG H3R3?
TEREZI: WHY 4M 1 3V3N W4ST1NG MY T1M3 W4TCH1NG YOU RUN 4ROUND 1N YOUR STUP1D ROOM FULL OF TR4SH, T4LK1NG TO YOURS3LF??
TEREZI: 1V3 GOT 4 SH1P TO CR4SH