DIRK: Dude, didn’t you lower the voltage on that shock collar?
DIRK: Little Red isn’t looking so hot.
JAKE: Yes of course i did but the damn doohickys got the kick of a donkey!
JAKE: I couldnt remove it completely shed know i was the one who did it!
DIRK: Well, if that supervillain cuntwaffle doesn’t stop, she’s going to kill her. Not really the best at hostage management, is she.
JAKE: Don’t call my wife a cuntwaffle!
JAKE: It... it may be deserved but it is certainly ungentlemanly
JAKE: brain ghost dirk i would have expected better of you
DIRK: Can’t imagine why. Aren’t you going to do anything?
JAKE: Why dont you do something!
DIRK: Because I don’t really exist, dickhead.