SOLLUX: y0u w0rried im m0ving in 0n y0ur ex?
JOHN: hm. hmm. hm.
JOHN: hm? HMMMM.
SOLLUX: what is g0ing 0n here.
JOHN: sorry, i had an answer but then i started actually considering it.
JOHN: am i jealous?
SOLLUX: if i tell y0u straight up n0 we arent h00king up will y0u st0p?
SOLLUX: c0ming fr0m s0me0ne wh0 has shared breathing space with y0u 0nly
SOLLUX: its 0bvi0us t0 me y0u're n0t supp0sed t0 be the thinking guy.
JOHN: we’ve met before?
SOLLUX: pirate ship. d0uble eye-patches. girlfriend ascensi0n.
JOHN: double eye patches!
JOHN: i remember you now, you were at mystery jade’s funeral too!
JOHN: sorry for not recognizing you.
JOHN: the eye patches are pretty distracting!
JOHN: like every time i see them i have to stop and think...
JOHN: wow... that looks really really stupid!
JOHN: are you still hanging out with that creepy alive girl?
SOLLUX: 0n a spiritual level.
JOHN: is ... she also dating roxy?
SOLLUX: i d0nt make it my business t0 keep tabs 0n that.
SOLLUX: im busy.
JOHN: you’re gaming!
SOLLUX: im fucking gaming.
SOLLUX: speaking 0f which...