Man, as dire as this situation is, you really can't deny that it is quite the thrill to use these little spy gadget doohickeys. Kind of like Agent J in Men in Black when he– Actually, hold that thought– ARGHH FOCUS, JAKE!!! You're on a mission for God's sake, there's no time for fanciful dillydallying!

Doing your damned bestest to refrain from fondly regarding classic alien invasion slash secret spy movies, you urgently pull up Roxy's clawntact and add her to the call.

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