JANE: J!!! Where are you!!!
JANE: I've been doing war calls all morning and you were supposed to be my waterboy!
JANE: Yet nowhere are you to be found, and I'm left in a stalemate with the possibly poisoned cup on my desk.
JANE: I'm parched, Jake, and it's faffing up my fucking schedule.
JANE: WE ARE MOBILIZING, YOU BOBO.
JANE: This whole pointless conflict could be over and done with this time tomorrow, and how we handle ourselves these next few hours will decide everything.
JANE: But here I am, chapped up and dried out.
JANE: The camera crew meandering around with their thumbs up their asses, crucial information going unreported!
JANE: AND WHO ARE WE WAITING ON? HM???
JANE: "MAN OF ACTION" JAKE FUCKING ENGLISH!!!!!